pussyenvyfetish:

What, did it hurt when I kicked you in the crotch just now?

Aww, you poor baby, you wanna run home crying to mama?

You think that’s fighting dirty? Hey, it’s not my fault you were born with such a terrible weak spot. Blame God, blame Mother nature, blame whoever gave you those pathetic testicles. Don’t blame me, I was just trying to win the wrestling match.

If it’s such a weakness, why don’t you just get rid of ‘em? They obviously aren’t helping you when you need it the most.

You’re worried you won’t get enough testosterone? Hello, I’m standing right here in front of you, I’ve never had balls and clearly I don’t have any trouble beating the shit out of you.

So fuck you; I got a strong crotch, you didn’t, deal with it.

pussyenvyfetish:

I get it, I don’t have a penis, you can pee standing up and I can’t, big whoop.

How about you try taking a kick to the groin? Why don’t you try riding a horse bareback? Why don’t you try fitting into skintight jeans? Not so easy with those penis and balls hanging there, huh?

There’s plenty of things us girls can do that you can’t. So quit your bragging, you’re not better than us because you have something we don’t. We have things you don’t have too.

pussyenvyfetish:

Sometimes I think about how long my penis would be if I was a boy, and it makes me a little curious.

Then I think about all the times I’ve been able to straddle stuff and the times I got hit in the crotch without it hurting, and I feel better.

pussyenvyfetish:

This is what you do when you guys pee, right? You grab your dicks and aim em around?

How weird. It’d be like being able to aim where you shoot out your saliva or tears or snot; it might be fun at first, but it’s kinda weird and gross at the same time. I’m not sure anyone would want that ability.

Seriously, who needs a dick? Who needs to be able to pee standing up? I can pee just fine. And I don’t have to carry around a sack of weak balls like you do.

pussyenvyfetish:

Nothing makes feel as open as spreading my legs and vagina. It’s such a sexy feeling to be opening your whole body up, ready to be filled.

You guys don’t get that feeling, do you? You can try to open your legs up, but there’s no hole there. You’re not open, you’re exposed. Your balls are out in the open, ready to be hit, causing you pain.

When I spread my legs, I get a rush of adrenaline, I feel sexy, like I’m ready, aching for something to penetrate me. You boys will never understand that, the anticipation of being penetrated. Such a shame when it feels so good.