“I wonder what having one of those feels like….”
That face when you’ve been fucked so deeply it feels like your whole body is a hole to be fucked…. and when you get fucked it’s so satisfying and filling and deep it feels like it completes your soul.
But hey boys….. I’m sure peeing standing up is great too. Yeah, you should be reeeal proud of that. Little Jonny can pee standing up? Aww, good for you.
You boys, so proud of your tiny pathetic little pleasures, you have no idea how much better the pleasure gets if you’re a woman.
Hey cousin, in school they just taught us that boys have these things called penises sticking out from their crotch. They said it’s like a little sausage, and there are two balls hanging from it too.
I thought that was ridiculous. How would it make sense to carry all that between your legs? The legs need room to move past another; there should be space at your crotch so you can sit comfortably without having to sit on your private parts.
So is it true? Do you have one of those?
I might not be able to pee standing up, or get a boner, or fuck a woman, but you know what?
Fuck you.
I’ve never wanted to, never had to.
You think you’re so great because you have a penis, you try to rub it in our faces how great it is, but the whole time, you don’t realize what we have that you don’t.
I ought to kick you in the balls next time you say boys are better than girls. That’d make you realize your disadvantages real quick, wouldn’t it?
It’s so much fun having a hole down here.
Do you guys really not have a hole there? How strange.
For me, having a vagina just feels so normal and natural. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to not have a hole there, it’s as natural to me as it is to open my mouth to eat. I take it for granted that I’m able to open up that end of my body and take things in. If I didn’t have a vagina, it would be like being born without a mouth or nostrils; there’d just be something missing.
Is this really where your nuts are located?
I can’t even imagine having a weak spot there! Guys, try to imagine having a weak spot in your armpit or something, that’s how weird it seems to me.
For me, my crotch has always been like just another part of my body, it doesn’t hurt when I sit on it or smack it or anything. I can’t even fathom what it must be like to think of it as a weak spot.
One of the great things about being a woman is that if you ever want to experience having a penis, you can just strap one on.
Can guys strap on a vagina to see what it feels like? No they can’t.
That’s one reason why being female is superior. We can try it both ways, but men can’t.
A message to all the boys out there who think they’re so great because they have a penis
One of my favorite things to do is watch videos of guys getting hit in the nuts. It makes me laugh every time! I don’t think it’s like a sadist thing, because I don’t enjoy watching pain for its own sake. For example, it doesn’t do anything for me if he gets hit in the face or the chest or anywhere else: it has to be in the nuts. I think I like it because it makes me feel lucky to be a girl.
See when I was a kid, all the neighborhood kids were boys. They used to make fun of me for being a girl and not having a penis. I was so jealous of how they could pee standing up. They made me wish I had a penis so bad, and for years I thought that being a boy was so much better than being a girl.
Seeing boys get hit in the nuts almost feels like retribution; now I’m the one that’s lucky to be a girl for a change. I pay extra close attention when I watch him curl in pain, because I know that I will never have to experience the pain he’s in. Sometimes I try to imagine the awful sensations he’s going through, the knots in his stomach, but I can’t, I’ve never felt it before, and that makes me feel blissfully ignorant. It makes me feel superior to boys.
And the more time has gone on, the more I appreciate other things about being a girl, to the point that now I think being a girl is better. I almost have to thank those boys for bullying me, because it made me appreciate being a girl that much more.