Pussy Envy Fetish

pussyenvyfetish:

You boys think having a penis is so great.

You think you’re so cool because you can pee standing up and stuff, and you’re so proud that you have one and we don’t…. until you get hit in the nuts.

Don’t feel so lucky now, do you?

And what about when you have to adjust your junk before walking or sitting, or when you have to hide awkward boners, or when you forget your underwear and your tip chafes against the inside of your jeans, do you like having a penis then?

I don’t have to deal with any of those problems, plus I get this bonus hole to play with and enjoy, and it lets me fit things in my body that you can’t.

Who’s the better sex now?

pussyenvyfetish:

malebenyobe:

Nice😘

Even though I don’t have nuts, I’m just as brave as you boys are. In fact, I think I have less fear and inhibition than you because I don’t have a weak spot like you. Courage is all psychological; I may not have anything down there, but I don’t need it.

pussyenvyfetish:

I love not having a penis so much, I don’t even want to imagine what having one feels like. It’s gotta be so uncomfortable having all that hanging there. If I ever woke up with a penis, I might play with it for a day, but then I’d want it gone, even cut it off if I have to. It’s so comfortable having a smooth crotch, why would I want anything else?

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m perfectly happy having no penis. In fact, I actually prefer it. I never have to worry about getting hit in the nuts, and I never to adjust or unstick my crotch, it’s always smooth and comfortable. I feel so lucky to be a girl!

pussyenvyfetish:

I love being able to jam my crotch into the floor like this, as hard as I want. Does it make you jealous that I can do this and you can’t? It would hurt your poor sensitive little balls so bad. I don’t even have to wear a cup, I can just plop my crotch down whenever I want. It’s so nice being a girl!

pussyenvyfetish:

girlongirlong1rl:

You can do so much fun stuff when you don’t have nuts…. Well, I guess you can’t. But we can!

pussyenvyfetish:

illshowumine4free:

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Are you jealous that we don’t have to suffer from being hit in the nuts? We don’t even know what that pain feels like. All that pain you boys have to go through, and we never have to experience it even once. Isn’t being a girl so much better?

pussyenvyfetish:

girls-underwear:

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This is all us girls need to cover up. We don’t have to deal with shit bulging out all over the place like you boys do.

pussyenvyfetish:

Walking is so easy when you don’t have to stop and adjust and unstick things. Face it: having a vulva is much better than having a penis.

pussyenvyfetish:

Sorry baby, I really didn’t mean to hit you in the crotch! Come on, it was an accident, I barely even tapped you. Tell you what, to make it even, I’ll pull up my dress so you can hit me in the crotch too. That’ll make it fair, right?