pussyenvyfetish:

Having a penis must be fun when you’re playing with it, but it must be a pain in the ass to have to carry it everywhere, even when you aren’t using it. See me, I can play with it, and then I don’t have to worry about taking care of it. I don’t have to get hit in the nuts, or shove my dick in my underwear, or have my balls stick to my leg, or anything. I get to play with the toy without paying any of the cost.

pussyenvyfetish:

The best thing about not having a penis is how comfortable it is to walk. Everything is so cool and smooth and sexy. I can’t believe you guys have to carry all that between your legs. It looks so uncomfortable, especially if you have a big penis. Why do you guys all want big dicks when it makes walking even more uncomfortable?

pussyenvyfetish:

Yeah, I can’t pee standing up. I’ll never get to know what having a boner feels like, or what jacking off feels like, or what penetrating feels like. I admit that I can’t do those things.

But there’s plenty of things I can do that you can’t. I can get hit in the crotch without pain, straddle things without pain, wear tight form fitting clothes, and things in my vagina that you can’t.

pussyenvyfetish:

The best thing about not having nuts is never having to worry about hurting them.

Look at me, my heel is right where my nuts would be. I wouldn’t be able to hold this position if I was a guy.

I think not having a penis and nuts is definitely a good thing.