pussyenvyfetish:

You boys think having a penis is so great.

Well let me tell you, even though I don’t have one, I’m doing perfectly fine.

For one thing, I’ve never had to experience getting hit in the balls.

If it feels as bad as it looks, I think it’s well worth the tradeoff.

pussyenvyfetish:

sugoallavvelenata:

Veneisse è una ragazza italiana che è più grande dentro che fuori

Women are far superior shoplifters than men.

There’s no way any store would ever do a cavity search for a crime as minor as shoplifting. Basically, if she can fit it inside her vagina without anyone seeing, it’s hers.

A girl could sneak out something this big wearing nothing but a tank top and Daisy Dukes. How amazing is that?

pussyenvyfetish:

I’ve always thought it would be amazing if a girl was in a situation where having such a big hole is useful.

Like, what if she’s a spy, and she needs to steal something out of a guarded building? The guards pat everyone down and inspect every pocket and briefcase, so whatever a spy sneaks out has to be hidden inside their body.

Imagine stealing a gadget or a can of secret codes: it’s big, but you can just barely fit it inside your vagina. It’s big enough that you know no man could have fit that inside his body. Then, you walk right up to the security guards, who inspect your coat, your briefcase, pat you down, but don’t find anything.

They let you go.

How awesome would that feel to know that your vagina is what enabled you to complete the mission? Because you were born a girl, you accomplished something no man could do. Would that make you feel lucky to be a girl? Would you feel superior to boys because you have an ability they don’t?

I know I would.

pussyenvyfetish:

I can suck on my hand using my hips.

Let me say that again: I can suck on my hand using my hips.

Do you know how incredible that feels? Of course you boys wouldn’t, without a vagina you can’t even do this.

The fact that my body can do cool stuff like this and yours can’t is just proof that my body is better than yours.

pussyenvyfetish:

brutal-fisting:

Brutal Fisting

…5 fingers that make you happy…

Fisting feels so amazing.

At first, I can feel each finger penetrate my hole. Then, everything starts to relax, loosen up, and get wet. The best part is that little “pop” I feel as the biggest part of the hand goes in, then the whole thing plunges deep inside.

That sensation of being filled deep within my core is deeply, incredibly satisfying.

See, that’s the best part of having a vagina: feeling that hunger, then having it filled.

pussyenvyfetish:

You know why our vaginas are so big? It’s because we give birth, so it has to be able to fit a baby.

But see, that’s what makes it so fun. Only we get to have the biggest, most amazing hole, you boys don’t. Only we can fuck dildos this big. Only we can fit two fists inside our bodies. Only we can feel something fill our abdomen from the inside.

I’m so glad I was lucky enough to have a vagina, because these sensations are amazing. It’s too bad you boys have to live your whole lives without knowing how good it feels.

pussyenvyfetish:

You see that dildo? Look at how big it is.

Isn’t it amazing I can swallow it whole into my body? Especially considering how big it is compared to my body size. Look at it, it’s thicker than my arm!

I love having a vagina, it’s such an amazing hole. I feel so lucky that I’m a girl and I’m able to enjoy these sensations.

pussyenvyfetish:

tryingtogape:

gapedandlovingit:

captaingape85:

Beautiful pussy gape ❤️👌

I meed the name of this movie

I want this sooo bad!!! 

It feels so good to be stretched open beyond repair…. you have no idea. It’s so good, it makes me feel lucky to have a vagina.

Seriously though, I really do feel lucky I was born female and not male. Do you know how awesome it feels to feel something penetrate deep inside? There’s nothing else in the world remotely close to that feeling. You boys don’t get to feel it, I feel sorry for you.