pussyenvyfetish:

Learning how to be a girl, part 3

Now “guys”, I want you to all stand in front of the mirror and look at your crotch. Come on, don’t be shy, we’re all in the same boat. You now have what we like to call a “gap”. It’s that big, wide, empty space between your legs where your penis and balls used to be. When you were still guys, did any of you ever feel like there wasn’t enough room between your legs? Like no matter what you did, wherever you shifted your penis or balls, it was never comfortable? Did it feel like all your junk was getting crammed into a tight space? Well good news for you; that’s never going to be a problem for you again. As a girl, not only do you not have a penis and balls, your hips and crotch are wider; they need room to accommodate your new vagina, and all the stuff that can go in it. There’s going to be more space between your legs than you know what to do with! Isn’t that ironic? Guys could use the extra space with all the equipment between their legs, but their narrow hips make things even tighter. Girls don’t have anything dangling between their legs, but are given extra space anyway. It’s complete opposites! A guy’s crotch is packed and sticky and sweaty, a girl’s is cool and open and breezy. Trust me guys, you’re going to love how comfortable your crotch feels now. Take some time to walk outside naked on a breezy summer day and you’ll know what I mean.

nowthatimagirl:

There is this silly rumor going around that it sucks to not have a penis.

I’m not sure there is any merit to that statement considering how the only benefit to having a penis is the ability to pee standing up.

Let’s be honest boys, if I wanted to pee standing up, I would.
I aim just fine without one you know?

And I would never give up having a slit instead of a shaft.

nowthatimagirl:

So, how do you like it?

How do I like what?

The new body obviously…

Well I don’t know lol.
It’s kind of weird you know… 😛
It kinda feels…. extra tight…

What’s extra tight?

Well like all the stuff …

How so?

Well I’ve never worn underw… er… panties before.
They kinda ride up a little bit and make my balls feel smooshed underneath…

But you don’t have balls…

Well obviously I know that. But I guess that how my brain rewired everything after the surgery. The place where I used to feel my balls is now my labia.

And the part that used to be my penis is kinda just tucked away in here somewhere.

nowthatimagirl:

One of the nice things about being a girl is that I don’t have to be self-conscious about my little penis anymore. Guys are so obsessed with comparing their penises with each other. Not so with girls. We don’t have penises. Nothing to compare. We all have the same thing between our legs. lol. nothing.

pussyenvyfetish:

Learning how to be a girl, part 1

Hello class, welcome to Girl School. I’m going to be your instructor.

As you know, men all over the world have been spontaneously turning into women. We still have no idea why this is happening, but until we do it’s our job to help ease your transition by teaching you how to be a girl. As far as we know it’s irreversible, so as much as you might not like it, the best thing to do is just accept it.

As one of the first people to transition, I am more qualified than a natural born woman to help you with this process because I actually know what it’s like to have a penis and balls. And I know what it’s like to lose them. Us early transitioners had to figure everything out ourselves; hopefully our knowledge and experience make it easier for you. Let’s get started.

pussyenvyfetish:

Learning how to be a girl, part 2

The first thing we need to do is teach you how to pee. Sitting down to pee can be hard when you’ve been standing your whole life. Muscle memory is a powerful thing; we’ve heard stories of guys who even weeks after their transition walked into the men’s room, stood in front of a urinal, unzipped and literally started pissing into their pants before remembering they didn’t have a penis anymore.

Let’s start our first exercise; as you can see, we have toilets scattered all around the room. Pick one, and when you approach it, don’t even think about peeing; it helps to imagine you have to poop instead, so you’ll sit right down. Once you do, one of our instructors will come around to show you your basic anatomy and how to pee. Some of you just transitioned this morning, so congratulations, this will be your first time peeing as a girl. If the idea of having naked women all around you looking at your private parts turns you on, don’t worry about popping a boner, that’s not going to be a problem for you anymore.

Now that you’ve peed, take 2 or 3 pieces of toilet paper, fold it in half, then wipe your crotch from front to back. Even though it feels more natural, don’t wipe from back to front because that increases your risk of a urinary tract infection.

Congratulations! You’ve all done it right for the first time. I know it’s hard right now and some of you really miss peeing standing up, but the more you do this the easier it’ll get.