nowthatimagirl:

My penis got turned into a flat mound. It feels so different. I’m so used to feeling something down there whenever I move. But now instead, I feel my pants hugging a flatness that stretches from my belly button to my butt.

Can you imagine that?
When I used to reach down there, I always ran into my penis.
Now when I do it, I can reach down and literally cover all of my holes with one hand.

nowthatimagirl:

I wonder why boys feel the need to brag about being able to pee standing up. Why complicate such a simple task? Look at how easy this is. Why should I bother aiming a penis when I can pee just fine without one?

Boys, do you ever play your shooter games with auto-aim off?

What’s the sense in that?

I’d rather have my pee aiming the same direction every time rather than having to guess and re-adjust a split second after the pee starts coming out.