nowthatimagirl:

Oh my god! I’m doing it!

I’m peeing like a girl. I mean, of course I am… Since I’m a girl now… 

But I never realized how different it would be after I turned into a girl.

All the things they told me were true. The pee really does go straight down!

I can’t believe this. I’m so used to holding something with my hands and aiming it into the bowl. But now I can do it without hands! This is so much easier.

nowthatimagirl:

I tried to get my witch girlfriend to explain to me what having no penis felt like, but she took it a step further.

Me: So, what does having no penis feel like? I wouldn’t know.

Her: Why don’t you try it yourself?

Me: Oh my god…. Are you serious?! My dick is… my dick… my dick is gone. my dick is gone. Where… how… Am I a real girl? …. oh my god, I’m a real girl now. How did you do that?

nowthatimagirl:

They say that a single female orgasm is enough to kill a man.

The male body is simply not capable of handling the female experience.

If a single orgasm could kill a man, then I’m sure no man could last a day in a woman’s body. He’d probably freak out once he realized his penis was gone, let alone realizing that he had to sit to pee.

Half of the world gets along just fine without a penis. The other half would probably not survive without one.

pussyenvyfetish:

nowthatimagirl:

It’s finally gone!

They said it was such a delicate process but every last bit of my useless dick was removed. Now everything is flat and I can do everything that girls can do.

Getting hit in the crotch doesn’t hurt anymore!

It’s amazing how girls get to have this ability every day of their lives.