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Learning how to be a girl, part 1

Hello class, welcome to Girl School. I’m going to be your instructor.

As you know, men all over the world have been spontaneously turning into women. We still have no idea why this is happening, but until we do it’s our job to help ease your transition by teaching you how to be a girl. As far as we know it’s irreversible, so as much as you might not like it, the best thing to do is just accept it.

As one of the first people to transition, I am more qualified than a natural born woman to help you with this process because I actually know what it’s like to have a penis and balls. And I know what it’s like to lose them. Us early transitioners had to figure everything out ourselves; hopefully our knowledge and experience make it easier for you. Let’s get started.