Your heart isn’t the only thing she has control of
The whole concept of a penis and balls is such a dumb idea.
Flesh hanging between your legs? Like hello, don’t you need those to walk? How does it make sense to have something dangling between them, literally right in the way?
And on top of that, a single hit to those balls instantly brings you down!
I think this proves God is female, because one gender obviously has it better.