pussyenvyfetish:

Once, my boyfriend and I were cuddling naked in a hammock, him on the bottom, me on top. We were horsing around and the hammock flipped over. Unfortunately for him, his nuts got twisted up in the net, and when it flipped upside down, he was caught hanging from his nuts. Let me tell you, I’ll never forget how much pain he was in. I felt so sorry for him, but at that same time I felt so, so lucky that I didn’t have nuts of my own and I would never have to experience the pain he was feeling. I rushed over to the net to free his nuts, but due to his weight pulling, they were plucked down through the net one at a time, causing him even more pain. One hospital visit and $2000 later, I’d never been so thankful to be a girl in my life.