pussyenvyfetish:

Running naked in a field is so much better for girls. My boyfriend did it and it looked horrible, his penis was flapping all over the place. It actually hit him in the nuts and he curled over in pain. Can you imagine that? Something designed so poorly that you can’t even run properly. Seriously, why would you put the floppy dangly thing right next to the extremely sensitive balls? What a fantastically stupid design. I’m so glad I’m a girl and I don’t have a penis.