I think the term penis envy is silly. Why would I want something dangling in the way down there? Why would I want balls as a vulnerability, a weakness? I may not know what having a penis feels like, but it’s like this: I don’t have a tail, but I really don’t give a shit what having one feels like. Same thing. Boys, get over yourselves. I don’t have one, don’t want one, don’t need one.