Having a penis must be fun when you’re playing with it, but it must be a pain in the ass to have to carry it everywhere, even when you aren’t using it. See me, I can play with it, and then I don’t have to worry about taking care of it. I don’t have to get hit in the nuts, or shove my dick in my underwear, or have my balls stick to my leg, or anything. I get to play with the toy without paying any of the cost.