When I was a girl and learned boys had penises, I thought I was missing something. I didn’t understand why they got something I didn’t.
But as time went on, I realize it really doesn’t make sense to have a penis. I need my crotch to sit; why would I want something hanging in the way? I need my legs to walk; why would I want something hanging in the way?
The female design is so much better and more logical. We’re streamlined, that’s what we are.