Aww, what’s the matter? Do your big dangly nuts hurt? Do you feel the pain coming up into your belly, right here? You poor thing. See, I’m a girl, so I don’t ever have to deal with that pain. I don’t have balls, so I can get hit in the crotch however I want, it’s never going to hurt me like it hurts you. It’s so funny watching you! Seeing you hunched over in pain like that makes me feel so lucky to be a girl.