pussyenvyfetish: That dangling phone could swing over and hit her right in the crotch and it wouldn’t bother her at all. Guys don’t have that luxury. We have to be super watchful all the time of anything swinging anywhere near our crotch. It kinda sucks.

pussyenvyfetish: Look sweetie, I’m sorry I hit you in the balls, OK? I have no idea what you’re going through right now, but it must be tough. It was an accident. Besides, you’re the one that wanted to try that new position.

pussyenvyfetish: It’s no surprise to me that I came in first in the naked 5k race. Did you see those boys trying to run naked? Their balls were flopping all over the place, it looked so painful. I don’t even know what it feels like and I feel sorry for them. What must it have …

pussyenvyfetish: Aww, what’s the matter? Do your big dangly nuts hurt? Do you feel the pain coming up into your belly, right here? You poor thing. See, I’m a girl, so I don’t ever have to deal with that pain. I don’t have balls, so I can get hit in the crotch however I want, …

pussyenvyfetish: If I got the chance to turn into a girl, the first thing I’d do is sit on things, straddle things, do all the things I couldn’t do because my balls got in the way. It would be so strange for it to not hurt, to not be uncomfortable.

pussyenvyfetish: She obviously doesn’t have a cock. She doesn’t know what having one feels like. Sure, if you ask most girls, they’ve probably wondered what it’s like having a penis, but most are happy the way they are without one. They say it’d be cool to know what it feels like, but it’s just not …

pussyenvyfetish: Even though I’m a guy and I know what having a penis feels like, I think it’d be more fun to be a girl and wonder what having a penis feels like. In a weird way, I think the curiosity is more fun than actually knowing. It’s fun to imagine what it’s like to …

pussyenvyfetish: As a guy, I always get a little jealous when I see a girl with a perfect crotch gap like this. I think about how there’s nothing dangling in the way when she walks, or how she’ll never have balls uncomfortably stick to her leg, or how she’ll never get hit in the nuts. …