pussyenvyfetish: orgasmictipsforgirls: “I tried pillow humping but it didn’t really work for me, so I tried folding up a towel and putting it over the corner of my desk and grinding against it… and OMG, I came so quickly! Definitely my new favourite thing when I’m in a hurry.” It feels so good to be …

pussyenvyfetish: Sometimes, I sit like this on purpose, just because I’m a girl and I can. I try to straddle things every chance I get; at work, at school, wherever. It’s even better when I’m in public. I’m proving I’m a girl, right in front of everybody. I like watching guys and knowing they can’t …

pussyenvyfetish: orgasmictipsforgirls: So, three different people wrote me… “In one bathroom one of our bathtubs has a thick wide edge that I love to straddle. It is one of my favourite ways to masturbate :)” And: “Something like a shirt or towel bunched up over the edge of the tub is ah-mazing.” And: “I saw …

pussyenvyfetish: I wouldn’t be able to do this if I was a boy. Thankfully, I’m a girl; I don’t have a penis and balls in the way, so I can straddle things and hump things to my heart’s content.

pussyenvyfetish: girlshumpingthings: Happy Halloween! Aren’t you jealous of how I can hump this without feeling any pain whatsoever? God it’s so nice to not have balls! Really sucks for you guys.

pussyenvyfetish: I wonder what being hit in the balls feels like. Does it sting? Burn? Throb? I heard the pain travels up; where does it go? How sensitive are they? Does pressure hurt? How about a quick poke? Well I guess it doesn’t matter, since I’ll never have to deal with that anyway!