pussyenvyfetish: Oh my God. My dick, it’s gone! Where did it go? And my balls too. Am I a girl? Oh wow, this is nice. When I walk there’s like, nothing in the way there. Holy shit this is nice! Jeez it’s like everything’s so smooth, everything just glides. Why didn’t anyone tell me being …

pussyenvyfetish: My penis…. it’s gone! And my balls, they’re gone too. This is strange but…. it feels kind of nice. Is this what girls get to experience every day of their lives? I had no idea what I was missing….

pussyenvyfetish: If you had to design a suit of armor, would you put a dangling part right between the legs? Or how about putting a weak spot there that would disable the whole suit with just a single light hit? Doesn’t make any sense, does it? So why would having a penis and balls make …

pussyenvyfetish: Girls can run naked, but guys can’t.You see, guys have a little equipment problem. If you don’t have support, your dick and balls go flying everywhere. Is it true that it can actually cause you pain? That’s what I call bad design, you can’t even run without assistance. Makes me feel sorry for you….

pussyenvyfetish: A vulva makes so much more sense than a penis and balls. It’s illogical to have stuff dangling between your legs because those legs have to move to walk, to run, to do anything. And it’s especially illogical to have a weak spot that can take you down in one hit. If you had …

pussyenvyfetish: You want to know what’s funny? I have no idea what getting hit in the balls feels like. That pain you boys are so acutely aware of and afraid of? No girl in history has ever experienced it, or ever will. That suffering is an exclusively male punishment. It’s not really fair, is it? …